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This isnt LATE BREAKING NEWS but I think its time someone brought it to the attention of middle aged males all around the world. Time goes along. We age. Things dont work as they use to. Women get old (ha) and men become distinguished. Women have menopause and men have ed/prostrate problems. Facts of life.
Havent you noticed when people get around 40 they start holding what they are reading at arms length? Doesnt happen to everyone but I would say with out googling it its got to be at least 75% of the population group 40+ that starts to have a problem with their sight. Its no big. Its life.
But thats not what this is about. This is about the male "reading glasses" dilemna. Not getting an erection. Or not maintaing an erection.
There is no shame to your game if you need a little help. Maybe you all just have to go thru the time where you suffer(like when you have to ask your wife to read something for you). Or probably your kids. But glasses just cause a problem with our overall anxiety of aging. Limp wieners cause alot more hangups. About your manliness, your sexuality, your strength. Which in turn affects your ego. Which then causes more hang ups.
Just go see the Doc. Get a script for V***** or C***** or whatever they have out there that works for you. There is nothing unmanly about seeking out help for what is just a sucky part of getting old. I know alot men find the seeking help part the hardest. Like, as if, admitting something and finding help is somehow more a blow to your manhood than going thru encounter after encounter of not having the kinda sex you could be having.Not probably the kind you had 20 years ago but definitely some sex. where the dick actually penetrates. Not just doing the leg humping hoping she doesnt notice.Feeling let down cuz your equipment isnt behaving like it should. There isnt a need for you to go thru that.And if you are a man, you feel bad. If you are a jerk you twist it and somehow make it the ladies fault. We may be in the sex industry but we arent miracle workers. We arent a match for mother nature and father time. Only the pharmaceutical companies have that power. Not that we arent helpful. But If there is no gas in the car it doesnt matter how good a mechanic you have, you wont be driving. And I know its a lot harder physically as well as emotionally to have a session where you are trying to get a man to have an erection rather than having that erection work you.
And I am not saying that sex is only about an erection. Not at all. But when it is obviously not doing what you are wanting it to it then becomes the focal point and the harder we try, or you try , the possibility of it happening is even further outta our grasp (pun intended).
And I am not talking about men that have serious health problems. I am quite understanding to that. My advice is to discuss this with your provider before meeting to make sure this is something she will be able to understand and that you will have a good session. I am talking about the healthy guys that dont have underlying reasons and its just what I call "limpy stiffies". You feel a stiffy in your head but by the time that feeling gets to your dick its not stiffy but limpy. These are the guys who need to go have a quick talk with their docs and I am sure 9 times out of 10 he or she wont have a problem giving you a prescription. It may not work for you. You may have to try different kinds. But there is no shame to that game. The shame is when you dont deal with it and you conciously or unconciously make your partner feel inadequate. Or its a shame to not have the kinda sex you want and could be having. And no, I havent gotten a job in pharmaceuticals. Nor am I an affiliate with any websites promoting any particular brand. (or any website of that nature). Its not any of those reasons. The reason I have wrote this, and I am sure some will view it negatively, wasnt to humiliate or pass judgement it was really to show you, I feel for ya brother. I have my own "old lady" issues popping up and it sucks. But i am not urging any one to have penis enlargement operations or any high risk changes to their lives. Just have a doctors appt. If your health is such that he recommends you not take any of those drugs I am sure he/she can recommend some alternative suggestions for helping with this little problem. Bottom line....There is no shame for "gettin a little help from your friends". I have come up with this saying " Viag** or Cila** or any kind.... I will just go with the 1st one "VIAGRA IS JUST READING GLASSES FOR YOUR DICK!!"
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